Saturday, August 20, 2005

Pastafarian Challenge

There's $US750,000 available for anyone who can prove that Jesus isn't the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I think I'm going to convert. Pastafarianism promises a stripper factory and beer volcano in heaven, and the claim that Global Warming is caused by the decline in pirates seems very plausible. I join the demands that the theory of FSM be given equal time in schools.
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